"The Safe Answer"

SafeAnswer: hey, what's up? I just saw your profile, you're really hot

Michelle: Hi

SafeAnswer: hey
SafeAnswer: haha, sorry I know my first messagewas random
SafeAnswer: so, how are you?

Michelle: Tired, supposed to be packing... You?

SafeAnswer: haha, the safe answer would be pretty good

Michelle: The safe answer?

SafeAnswer: but the honest one is kind of horny

Michelle: Oh.

SafeAnswer: hah, well I can shut up about it before I say something like...well, I'd tell you what I'd do to you but you might block me

Michelle: Yeah, I probably would.

SafeAnswer: haha, ouch

Michelle: Hey man, you called it first.

SafeAnswer: haha

SafeAnswer: it might be worth the try though

Michelle: Does it ever work?

SafeAnswer: what work?

Michelle: Like, is any girl ever like "oo yeah tell me"

SafeAnswer: haha
SafeAnswer: I don't message people

Michelle: You messaged me

SafeAnswer: you caught my eye
SafeAnswer: I usually check if I have any messages in my inbox and log off