*guides your hand to my erection*...

Alright, Phil and I get along. He's a nice guy when you're not dating him.

...but his dating practices make me want to vomit on a daily basis.

For the maintenance of my personal sanity: He's Douchlogged.

(...with screencaps, because you'd assume I was exaggerating if I typed it out.)

Take time to notice the "40 Pages" link at the bottom.

Most irritating part: He does this for HOURS every night, while simultaneously emailing his ex about how she's the only woman he's ever loved. Also while telling me that he "needs to stay up late" because he has "work to do." (Apparently because I'm both blind AND retarded? If I have to see "What are you wearing UNDER your tank and shorts?" while trying to do my homework EVER AGAIN...)














(Oh and PS: When he emailed his ex to tell her I broke up with him and that he was free again... he didn't say I broke up with him because he whores himself out to underage chicks he meets on the net... it was because *I* couldn't stand how OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE with *her* he was. She doesn't know the truth even now.)




Thank you. I feel a lot better now.


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