Saturday, May 5, 2007

Corky the "down sindrom" Kid




Corky: start your new year with a good
fuck!!

Danette: sounds good. ill make sure to set that up
with my boyfriend at once.

Corky: your girlfriend is cool but youe
boy,he might not like it if i stick him in the ass

Danette: youre assuming that youre invited.
Danette: or that any respectable girl would let you
get within 30 feet of her.

Corky: i'm cool we won't tell your boy
Corky: lets fuck no ques. asked

Danette: not even, "are you hideously ugly and
desperate?"

Corky: i acn send u a pic i don't care
Corky: u won't be disapointed

Danette: i already AM dissappointed. you opened
your mouth, remember?

Corky: i opened so u can open later

Danette: wow. youre disgusting. i bet being a
complete douchebag works REAL well in the ladies
department.

Corky: they don't complain once they meet
me

Danette: only before, during, and after

Corky: u need to meet me
Corky: you'll see

Danette: no.

Corky: looks like u have some gorgeous
tits!!
Corky: you're hot!!
Corky: how big are they

Danette: i know. thats why i have a hot amazing
boyfriend.
Danette: do you have some sort of mental issue that
prevents you from understanding me?

Corky: u can do way better
Corky: i mean way better

Danette: how would you know? did my boyfriend
reject you or something?

Corky: he looks like corky,the down
sindrom kid

Danette: right. youre totally winning my heart now.
particularly with your intense grasp of spelling and
the english language

*** Corky's IC window is closed

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