I will IM EVERY girl. One will fall for my charms.

Creep: how are ya

Michelle: Fine, how are you?

Creep: o.k. but single

Michelle: Cool

Creep: are you available
Creep: are you single

Michelle: ...Yes?

Creep: would you date a guy that you met online?

Michelle: No

Creep: give me a show if you get too know me

Michelle: You just told my friend (who is sitting
next to me) that she was hot.
Michelle: I am...not interested.

Creep: what is her name

Michelle: Have you messaged numerous girls
and told them they were hot recently?

Creep: no

Michelle: Then why do you need her name?

Creep: just tell me

Michelle: No
Michelle: You're a creep.

*** Creep's IC window is closed