Maxelm
An email to a friend (from a 32/m to a 19/f):
"You are like a fucking giant. Ever fuck a leprechaun? That's from a Leguizamo show called "Freak" so don't get excited.
So you are like a whole lot to deal with, ey? Are you in Oregon now? LA? WTF make up your mind sasquatch.
Don't get offended.... I think you are pretty damn interesting..... though I would love to bone a woman your height.... I am actually a semi- decent guy....
Take care Yettie girl...."
Edit: What I love most about this is his "suave" attempt at slipping some flirting in at the last minute. "You're disgusting! But I'm a nice guy, so you should probably want to fuck me anyway."
Oh and PS: Unanimous votes have decided to start including screen names in these posts.
